Rottweiler humor, and miscellaneous pics

Champ is doing well, aside from peeing in the house, which is causing TJ to do the same.  Grrrrrr. Here's a picture of Champ and my favorite rottweiler joke, followed by a few pictures of former fosters.

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said:  "Jesus knows you’re here." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard a voice....say, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. 

Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot. "Yep", the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I’m just trying to warn you that he is watching you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
"I'm Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"

"The same kind of people that would name their Rottweiler Jesus."

This is Otis, formerly Duke, in his new home.

Action on Playstation K9.
That's Theo down front, Trooper mid-level left, Gigi mid-level right, and Duke lower right.

Mostly the same picture, minus Theo, but I caught Trooper in mid-bark.
The whole neighborhood hears what Trooper has to say.

Kona, formerly Cookie

This is Rocco, formerly Simba.