Puppies!

Jerry came from South Carolina along with a female named Darci and a male mixed breed named Koby. The "human" portion of the family abruptly vacated their single-wide and moved away, leaving the three dogs, including the very pregnant Darcy, in their unfenced yard with no real plan for their future.

Darci was quite pregnant, and given the fact that the other male was neutered, Jerry is the prime candidate for baby daddy. Today, starting very early in the morning and continuing well past dawn, Darci gave birth to 12 puppies. Darci and the pups are with another foster home, only Jerry is with me.

Speaking as Jerry's attorney, I can neither confirm nor deny the allegations of paternity, and I've advised my client not to speak of it publicly. Speaking as Jerry's foster dad, I can say that the pups would be very fortunate to be carrying Jerry's genes.

Jerry has now been neutered to avoid this problem in the future, although he swears that Darci told him that she was on the pill.